Steemit - a platform where most tips are given.
I'm sure many of you that hang around these parts of internet have seen, read and heard about tips how to improve and become a steemit cash cow. Tips you will mostly hear are how to behave and what you shouldn't do here on steemit. Each steemer has a few blogs where they try to explain what to do and what not to do. Spoiler alert: I will do the same, but with more comedic approach.
Here are some examples what kind of tips you can find on steemit:
- How to become a new Warren Buffet of crypto.
- I specially like these: How to become more successful.
- How to shave your pubes after months of neglect.
- How to format well - very important btw!
- How to upload an image! WOAH!
- How to HODL, When to Buy, When to Sell.
- How to cook a good asparagus meal.
- Best places to visit in Aceh.
- How to break dance like a pro.
- Best time to wash your genitals.
- How to get laid while riding a bull in Pamplona.
- How to become better at knitting.
- How to install windows 95!
- There are tips about tipping tips even.
- How to save money on groceries in Tai Pei if you ever go.
- There are tips on what snakes are poisonous and what animals get aggressive during a mating season.
- How to take a great photo while on mushrooms.
- How to make an awesome introduceyourself post after you've already made one.
This can go on and on, you get the picture. Steemit will teach you about everything you need and don't need to know, so you better hang in there.
Those tips are awesome! I especially like the "How to take a great photo while on mushrooms" XD
I guess it's because I'm trying to be a photographer ;P
We should introduce a new tag #shroomphotography ;)
And this is my tip on how to write a serious comment to a serious post about tips on how to post on Steemit. Sounds like the plot of Inception.
Comments can't get any better than this. I wish people could learn from you.
Here is my tip: Have a Sunday/Funday wherever that might take you...Bring your camers to capture the moments and blog about it later. But if your going to throw in a bunch of adult beverages wait till tomorrow to write LOL
Here are a couple of mine from the past:
Hope you enjoy, But don't vote there old ( Like me ) but not tired :-)
Cheers
Whole bunch of info you pasted there. Rich comment :)
@moon32walker, it's about that time you re #introduceyourself. I figure with all the new users, it should be a bi-yearly post. Did you know I had one of the most valuable Atari 2600 game collections in the whole wide world? Steem On my friend.
Atari 2600, that is awesome! You never cease to amaze me @runridefly and I just might reintroducemyself these days. Steem on!
I especially liked this one :D
Aceh is taking over the network, I'm sure we will go there sooner than later :)
Oh definitely, they do show us the most beautiful landscapes :-)
Oh, yeah, one of my favourites too! XD
How to install windows 95! lmao
:)
Nice one man;)
Show must go on.
Good one! - we all need more humour in our lives.
I guess we do, and more tips!
This is hilarious. I will be laughing all day long and tomorrow. If this was meant to be a serious post then let me know right away and I will start checking out the tips.
Very serious and important post, meant only to educate.
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Yeah about this aceh thing on steemit. Anytime you google it, it wants to take you to ACE hardware store. Is our government aware of this place? Why haven't we conquered it yet?
Coming soon.
It's an important article for every beginner
Hard work
OMG I have sixth sense, I was following your tips much before reading this post.