Today's rant…is about those pesky horse fuckers! Yup, apparently there are a lot of them! Seriously, what the fuck gives? What possesses a person to want to fuck a horse? Any animal?! I have never been to a barn, a zoo, or a field and been like…"Geez, that horse is pretty hawt!"
Wouldn't you know it? This dude is in Florida…son of a…….!
Check this out…this dude in Valparaiso which is in the panhandle area of Florida (which is far from me) was caught because the owner noticed there was oil on the horse one night and a handprint.
on April 25, the owner of a female horse at a stable on Valparaiso Parkway, noticed oil on the horse’s rump.
It happened again, this time on June 20 when as well as the oil, there was a clear and visible handprint in it.
A third occasion was a week later with more oil, and this time with a white substance, later identified as semen on the female horse’s vagina area.
Are you shocked yet? You should be. I mean seriously I only hear about shit like this from horror movies & satanic morons. Although…who the hell knows…maybe that's what he is. Maybe he's possessed or just a really lonely son of a bitch. I'm sure he could have gotten a prostitute for cheap somewhere up there, I mean what's the deal?! Stop fucking horses people!
Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4143448/pervert-sex-horse-hidden-camera/
What's really surprising is that he didn't get bucked in the face. Seriously, I own 4 horses and if they don't want you bothering them they will make it known. They will swat you away, kick, buck, head-butt, they're large and powerful animals. Even washing them, you have to be careful.
Now, aside from the fact that this is against nature and most major religion, chemically and medically it is dangerous to mix sexual fluids from two species. It can lead to a very high risk of penile cancer in some cases! And I think we all know how AIDS got started...
I always wondered about that. I always figured it was just dirty, disgusting & just wrong! I don't know, some people are sick.
That disgust is part of instinct. Its also the same drive that makes some of us straight folk sometimes queasy at the thought of gay sex. Your body's ultimate goal when calibrated specifically for genetic success is to find a mate and reproduce and care for family from your own species. We're all wired different though. Its easy to judge when you're normal. If I found out somebody was switched on by something weird, I'd reserve judgement based on their actions though because despite our drives we are NOT animals. Human beings are creatures capable (though not always willing) of superior reason and self restraint.
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