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Bravo! Your best work thus far my son. I've reserved you a place at my table (followed):

How dare you! Job searching is no joke!

And stop slaying the comics around here!

I'll be trying that line at my next interview. "What do you mean you've never heard of steevc?"

Haha! Do you know how many Streemians live of Steemit and never have to do another job interview again?