Ok, this one "Sitting quietly at a baby's Baptism? That is the perfect time to whisper "puppy-monkey-baby" to your wife." That made me laugh out loud!
A drastic error I made ( thank God only once,.... so far) was while watching a movie, I said "she's cute." I wish I could dawn my cape and fly around the globe really, really fast and roll back time
LOL!!!! That is hilarious. Yeah man you can only think that. And when you think it you better think about super quietly!
Did you suavely cover it up with something like "But not as cute as you" or did you just fake a coma?
Nope, I never recovered from that one. It happened early on in our marriage when I was way more stupid than I am now