**WARNING** Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, open this post!!!

in #funny9 years ago (edited)

This is your last warning. Opening this post WILL result in extreme regret! There's no turning back, I'm serious!

...well now that that's out of the way...how did I do? Basically this post was inspired by @cryptoctopus 's post, The Truth About Ridiculously High Steemit Payout, Step #3: "Make your article irresistible to click on". Did you click on it? If you're reading this I imagine so. Thanks for reading!

...what's that? You were expecting something more? You blatantly disregarded my warnings and clicked anyway, and now you want something in return for your deliberate misbehavior? Are you the kind of person that goes to a museum, sees a "do not touch" sign, and proceeds to touch? What if we all just entered every ominous doorway that says "no entry", "keep out", etc? You must know there are consequences to your actions.

So no, I will not reward your bad behavior. Let this forever be a lesson to you.

** continues reading @cryptoctopus 's post Step #4, "Create High Value Content" **

I...uhh...er...that is...here's some animal close-ups with a wide-angle lens! Enjoy!

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clickbait overkill. you could write for contelegraph :D