Presenting! This Man's Morning Wood

in #funny8 years ago

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Attention Steemit Shoppers!

This Man coming at you

Live!

Feast your eyes upon the trending page, funny tag. This Man is so nice, he's soon to be there twice! This Man can now rest easy knowing you all love him very much.

This Man has noticed another trend. There has been a lot of talk about pornography. This had This Man concerned and thinking about it all night.

This Man woke up with a strange feeling on and around his gut, so This Man decided to produce an image depicting what was on This Man's mind at the time.

This Man is certain many men and women can relate to what they're about to see. This Man believes this occurs every morning many times over, all around the world.

Presenting!

The Famous Countdown!

Famous Countdown
Ta-dah

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

This Man will now take a bow.

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yup i had to scroll down three two one.....
nice presentation!

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This Man thanks you for noticing This Man's presentation!
Nice kitty.

This man certainly woke up with a "glorious"feeling....

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This Man always wakes up on the right side of the bed.

It has to be a good day with that sunrise! Either that, or it's the end of the world. Either way, sunglasses are probably in order.

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This Man always wears sunglasses, even at night, so he can see.

I was a little slow on the uptake there. You already ready for everything!

I hardly dared click through to this post, but I had to see...

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This Man's morning wood is not for the faint of heart.

Nice presentation with a tasteful display of the morning rise!

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Thank you very much @drspitfire.
This Man appreciates all compliments!