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I am a monster. I am completely insensitive to the obesity of ducks. Not only am I laughing at duck fat fund, if I saw a duck fat fund I would steal it! And buy...wasabi peas!

Do ducks eat those too? Duck Fat Food Fund.

Oh hell no. I am not sharing my wasabi peas with any ducks.

That's when you say Fuck Dat!

Fact!

Whoa! I never realized how much fun that word is. You just got Fact! This place is all Fact Up now!

Ohhh, that's the substitute word I could use in front of my parents! It's fact up...they couldn't be mad!

Ewww. Wasabi peas are the most disgusting things on the face of the planet. Or maybe I had one that was off. How could you even think of poisoning innocent ducks with them? (see my reply directly to the post)

You don't like wasabi? Sacrilege!! That nose burning, eye watering pain is akin to euphoria!