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hahah. I skipped number one but did laugh at the rest :) ! ! !

Good! I thought about opening with number four but then I thought it would be best to set the mood with the most ridiculous thing I could think of first! I wouldn't want someone running away half way through! Whoa! I think I'm calm now.

I'm trying to find the right balance. Look! No f-words today except for that number five problem I'm having!

hahahaha. I really enjoyed this response :)