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Ooooooh! You should hit that vagina with the d...Tube

I've often thought about dressing up nice and reading my vaginas to people in video format. I'll smoke a sophisticated looking pipe and sit in a cool chair too. Put a bookshelf behind me so I appear to be intelligent. I don't have any books though. Just all these damn vaginas.

Put the vaginas on the bookshelf beind you...

Boom!

Problem solved.