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I'm going to go ninja kick someone right now!
But where...maybe the local Wal-Mart? Yeah, seems like a great place to start.

Then off to the library! It's always too quiet in there.

I'm going to go to the drive thru and intentionally fuck up my order for 15 minutes and then blame them when I don't get what I want!

Yes! Fabulous idea!
Wait...they have drive thrus up there?

We just pull the dog sled up to a random igloo and start yelling through the hole!

Or complain when Taco Bell doesn't have fries.

Oh shit, that's already been done.

I go to Mcdonalds for a salad!