Whatsup. I think many of these people actually care about me. I'm not being arrogant when I say that, because I know there are many more who don't. They were excited to see me back and word travels fast. If people are using bots to vote for me, I can't control that. I don't know for sure, but many sent comments here and in chat. They were happy to see me. I didn't burn any bridges when I left. I just vanished.
If I thought my stuff was the best stuff, I'd be buying votes. I think that's the kind of mentality it takes to be interested in purchasing votes. Some self-righteous superficial nonsense. This is just how I feel. That doesn't make me right.
This post was comedy. Satire. As well as a performance. It's here to entertain people. Nowhere, in anything I said here or EVER, does it say I'm "the only guy deserving to do well." I'm not sure if that was some sort of attack, or what. I don't know what you're trying to say.
I think, if you took this seriously you're missing the point. It's comedy.
I write in character. It's a performance first. I just want to entertain people. That's the business I'm in. So I write my jokes, perform them in this manner, stick around to have fun in the comments. I'm still a real person sitting here. Listen. I can't even explain me.
This post is satire.
I absolutely think people care about you and are happy to see you back. I was happy to see you back! I'll leave it there.