The Love Child

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Back in the 80's, as a young boy, I looked up to my heroes.
There was Big Bird, Mr. T, Hulk Hogan and many others.

Did You Know They All Used to Have Wild Sex Parties?

I shit you not. They all used to cram into one big room and pound the living crap out of each other! I learned about it on the internet while trying to order a pizza online. It seems these days, one cannot simply order a pizza online without hearing about something incredibly heinous first.

Anyway, I was no longer hungry after being forced to watch Youtube video after Youtube video about things unrelated to a pizza place review. Eventually I decided to take in some sights. Unfortunately, Google images was acting a little on perverse side that day as well.

Then, I Found This!

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The Love Child

That's what happened after the night when E.T. let Clifford the Dog have his way! Seriously!

There are conflicting reports though. I also heard Big Bird and Mr. T held E.T. down and wouldn't let him phone home.

I'm sorry I had to share this breaking news with you, but that's what I get for trying to order a pizza. I hope you can find a way to wipe this memory from your mind. I called my therapist. The sessions start today!

Hooray!

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Of all the times for my internet to take a crap, haha! I would not have left this post hanging. I saw the picture yesterday, but I couldn't get in, it would just load and load, and aren't those words I shouldn't put in a post like this one?
LOL

I've been having the same issues. It's only slightly frustrating.

Are we speechless today? :)

I am number 12 who actually read this post, and I can only say... yes, I am speechless.

Yeah... I agree. It's probably for the best.

I'ts always about money. MONEY = POWER. It's a equasion (wrong spell, damn) everybody knows that. You can see it on Steemit. Everybody can. I'ts all about. So who want make money on this and how? Who will loose, and who will earn. We must support each other and find who will loose and who will earn.

I don't see any losing though. We're always one vote away from something. If you didn't get a vote last time... maybe next time.

Money equals power if you spend it on power. Sometimes, money = house. It doesn't have to be a powerhouse.

Looks like.