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Maybe make a movie about what it's like to not be in a movie?

I think that would work quite well, what a great idea!
We'll just use a lot of small parts, you know, like all of the zombies in The Walking Dead. We could solve this problem for so many people!

I could dress up like a tree and just stand there!

Oh my gosh, genious! I think we have our name now: Zombies in the forest.
Time to call Joss Whedon!

I already know what my big scene will be. Someone will say, "Okay tree, you can leave now," and I'll blow up into a big pile of leaves just like Fall time.

It will be magical... Maybe we should turn this into a musical.

A musical would be awesome! I love not singing!

Yeah! Get the dude who did the Micheal Jackson video on the line! He could help with the dancing parts. I require my own trailer though. Preferably one with wifi.

Oh! And I'll need a tray of cold cuts on the hour every hour. They can just leave them outside the door if I don't answer.

That would be great! We could use the proceeds to not save the local rec center that is not being threatened to shut down!

I heard the roof wasn't leaking anymore so that's probably the best idea.