My wife asked me for some of that "Better than sex" mascara for Christmas.
Being the kind dutiful husband that I am, I gladly bought her some.
I watched with a smile as she gleefully opened it Christmas morning and dashed off to try it out.
"Is it really better than sex?" I called up the stairs
Laughing to myself as I heard her sweet voice reply
"I dont know about better, but I've had it on for 37 seconds now so at least it lasts longer"
I had no reply.