Both my eldest children have a tendency to sleepwalk. This on its own I could handle but as is often the case with kids, they tend to ramp the wierdness up to 11.
While waking for work at about 2am I turned a dark corner to find my eldest daughter stood there making the grudge noise with her hair down over her face like the lass from the Ring.
I have never gone from half asleep to heroically wetting myself so fast in my life.