Is she was not speaking to you then you managed to write a full dialogue what if she spoke to you in a romantic way :P
A rush of someone's stupidity entered my mind like an instance of writer's block during a simile. I said nothing. She wasn't speaking to me anyway.
As usual a wonderful piece of writing ( No it is not at all a shit post)
April is knocking at the door and brace yourself "April Fool on 1st of the April is it's way :P
I overhear conversations and sometimes I'm tempted to start barking like a dog. Really, this world is lucky I don't snap, but that could be a good April Fool's joke.