This CollegeHumor video had me laughing my ass off because it's SOOOO TRUE. Men and women are in two completely different worlds.
Men...

This is why your creepy DMs go unanswered. I've had to bleach my eyes one too many times.

Don't know you...

No it hasn't been...

Ummm... *Cough* I need a doctor on call. Healthcare plan sucks.

I have been in every single one of those circumstances.... That video is right on. College Humor consistently makes good videos.