Recreational Outrage Against Emojis! The Saga CONTINUES!

in #funny7 years ago

The deeply Satanic, evil influence that the emojis conspire to reap on our innocent, subconsciously vulnerable Souls continues to shock and horrify...

Witness the choice, selected by those Agents of Hell, to represent a cherished activity; one known and loved across humankind as a source of solace, of sustenance, for the sheer JOY of it, since the Dawn of Man:

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Fishing.

Not to be confused with "phishing," for those of you who have been playing World of Warcraft nonstop since its release date, and only leave your computer desk to empty out the three wide mouthed bottles of Gatorade you use as urinals.

Fishing! 🎣

Parents bond with their children over the activity together (that's how you teach little kids the merits of silence), you can fish all year round, and consuming alcohol during this activity is so roundly accepted that people will look at you questioningly if you are not drinking while fishing.

So HOW did the emoji makers corrupt the bloody Hell out of this seemingly innocent image?

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Do you know what kind of fish they allegedly chose, as the model for their bastardization of this universally loved activity?

A

BLUE

DEVIL

FISH!

Courtesy of google images:
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Why, oh WHY won't the evil from the emojis ever end?

How is it, that they have done everything they can, to pursue the corruption of the souls of those who use them?

We must remain steadfast and VIGILANT in our Will to Power, in our mandate against Evil, our denial of Dark Influence such that Truth and Justice will shine the undeniable beacon of Light that reflects the power of our Spirit, that

We Will NOT Kneel,

We Will Steel Our Constitution,

We Will ALWAYS Fight,

WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

And, once the course of our mandate has seen its satisfactory conclusion, we shall ALL rest easy with the peace brought forth by the slumber of a thousand martyrs.

Devil Fish indeed!

Recreational, INSPIRATIONAL Outrage, against the dark messages which threaten your subconscious via pre-programmed associations already loaded in your Random Access Memory sitting in the super-computer atop your shoulders.

Vigilance is your asset,
attention is your ally.

Regard the world around you and those influences which seek to corrupt the light of your soul, one photon at a time...

Regard shadows with caution,
and darkness with contempt;
For only that which hides in the opaque,
harbors malintent.

Fight the good fight Steemit!

The exposure of the Evil emoji agenda will continue...

It's the weekend Steemit!

Get out there, remind the world:

Good ALWAYS conquers Evil!

@scan0017 😘

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I just wanna say one thing that no matter how much darkness is there the light will make the darkness vanishes in seconds.
Enjoy your weekend

Great song of David Gutta featureing Kelly Rowland. Love that song.
After reading your opinion about fishing 🎣 and choice of fish 🐟 they made, you think about it and ask a question “why?” There is so many beautiful fish and they chose fish called devil. Like you always say”it’s all intentional”

Again smart post by @scan0017 sir...
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And perfect work sir...
Upvoted and Resteemed...
Cheers~~~

Thank you! 😊

Very funny and attractive blog @scan0017

Very good agenda and excellent writing skills.

good content :) @scan0017

İt is wonderful. You are awesome @scan0017

Hell is so terrible to imagine

muy buen post, los creadores de emojis son maliciosos

very good post those creators of emojis are very malicious ....

your emoji stories are really funny😂

Great song of David Gutta featureing Kelly Rowland. Love that song.
After reading your opinion about fishing 🎣 and choice of fish 🐟 they made, you think about it and ask a question “why?” There is so many beautiful fish and they chose fish called devil. Like you always say”it’s all intentional”

tu fish can eat boss