It's been said that Cats have nine lives...
Now THERE'S a Faustian Bargain if ever I saw one!
If "All dogs go to Heaven," then where, I wonder, do all the cats go?
🤔 🙋♂️ 👉 🔥
Probably not accurate, but that doesn't mean cats aren't fierce and manipulative little demonic beasts!
Let's get Recreationally Outraged!
At CATS!
Sure, they're adorable when they purr, they're soft and clean, and when they meow it's always very cute.
Mark these words:
They are domesticated MONSTERS!
Fear the feline, and with good reason!
Ever heard of toxoplasma gondii?
It's the parasite that causes toxoplasmosis.
That parasite lives in cat poop, and it'll make you a painful kind of crazy.
The only known hosts that these terrible parasites can reproduce in are felines.
So cats are parasite factories, running around looking all soft and adorable before clawing your baby's eyes out.
How many emojis for cats are there?
Here's why I'm recreationally outraged at the emoji makers:
Too many darn kitties!
🐱 🐆🦁 🐅 🐯 🐈
We don't need or WANT that many reminders that they are among us!
Are you ready for some 'shock and awe' at how pervasively legion their influence is?
How many Official 'cat recognition days (or months)' do you think that there are in a calendar year?
Take a guess!
Our answer is:
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17!
That's ridiculous!!!
Let's count them off, shall we?
January
1/22/18:
- National Answer Your Cat's Question Day
Example:
"Why are humans so dumb?"
Asked the cat, to its owner...
February
--- National Cat Health Month ---
2/17/18:
- World Cat Day
I guess we know the date (not yet the year, when the cats decide to take over.
2/27/18:
- World Spay Day
Every year It's the last Tuesday of February.
"Spay" means to sterilize a cat by removing the ovaries.
Why it's not "World Spay AND Neuter Day" is beyond me. That's the Humane Society's decision... Go protest them for singling out only the females of a species for this procedure...
March
3/28/18:
- Respect Your Cat Day
Yes, that's actually a real day.
Just wait, it gets better...
April
4/30/18:
- National Tabby Day
June
--- Adopt a cat Month ---
6/4/18:
- National Hug Your Cat Day
Hope and pray it doesn't have a conniption during your display of love and claw your face, leaving you with an attractive scar and infected with toxoplasmosis...
6/24/18:
- Take Your Cat to Work Day
I only endorse this special day if you work in a facility that tests rocking chairs.
August
8/17/18:
- National Black Cat Appreciation Day
Hallowe'en is 2.5 months away, somebody can't plan or read a calendar...
8/18/18:
- International Cat Day
When 'World Cat Day' isn't enough...
8/22/18:
- National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day
Hopefully no one's infected with parasites.
September
--- Happy Healthy Cat Month ---
This is the month you celebrate that appointment you had on 8/22.
October
10/16/18:
- National Feral Cat Day
Yeah. Someone thought this was a good idea.
10/29/18:
- National Cat Day
Because 'World Cat Day,' and 'International Cat Day' WEREN'T enough!
10/30/18:
- National Black Cat Day
NOT to be confused with 'National Black Cat Appreciation Day,' on 8/17/18
November
11/17/18:
- National Black Cat Day
Hold on! TWO National Black Cat Days in a year? A Repeat?
Yes.
How?
Black cats have magical powers.
Used exclusively for nefarious purposes, obviously.
December
--- National Cat Lover's Month ---
ALL OF THESE DATES ARE REAL!
Cats are taking over the world.
The cats probably got together and came up with the Planet of the Apes movies, decades ago, just to distract us.
Pretend to be nice to them;
one day THEY will be in charge...
All month long in March you'll get a personal tour of awesome VIP, All Access passes I've been granted over the years, along with some really cool and unique stories you will only ever read right here, on Steemit!
Love and kisses,
and beware of those kitties!
restemeed and upvote sir!
👍🙂
Awesome post ... resteemed...dear@scan0017
I appreciate you - thank you.
you and I have had this conversation before, I do not know if you remember, I think from today I start to hate cats
upvote y tienes mi preciado reestem hermano
Gracias hermano 🤝
It's true cats are transmitters of parasites and diseases, so cute that they look.
Upvote and resteem
Cats are monsters, they have the face of angels, but they want to take over the world, I am indignant recreatively.
upvote and resteem
Hahahaha what fun this post the cats are very naughty and playful animals, but they are cats at last.
upvote and resteemed
Yes, naughty, naughty kitties...
The cats to the power and gatubela to the Presidency.
upvote y resteemed
I'll let that cat take over...
Upvote and resteemed friend
Cheers Venezuela! 🍻
BROTHER THE CATS ARE DIABOLICOS (just like the creators of emojis), THEY WILL RISE US CRAZY AND KILL US WHILE WE SLEEP. HAVE YOU HEARD THEM CELLING FOR THE NIGHTS !?
UPVOTE AND RESTEEM!
Ha ha ha......That's very funny story @scan0017.
Cats taking over the world - whoop.......Seriously kitties very stronger.. Lol...
Fog and monkey's emoji recreation comedy mood.
Upvote/ Resteem.
Animals everywhere @scan0017. Animal emoji's come back to your blog this time. Omg....Cats taken over steemit???? or world?????
I gonna buy gun then kill them.... :) :) :)
Of course.. Fantastic post made by you.
Up-Voted & Re-Steemed.
Resteem and upvote lovely
Right sir,they're adorable when they purr, they're soft and clean, and when they meow it's always very cute.
Thanks for the resteem!
well thanks for sharing like it always .. restreem keep it up
Cheers!
Thanks Losfer 😊
very funny ! upvote and resteemed !
Thanks for the resteem @justdothat!
upvote and resteemed @scan0017
Powerful Istanbul!
Wows! Great emojis!!! You are awesome @scan0017 resteem and upvote
High praise from Turkey 🇹🇷!
Thank you 🙂
Your emojis creates alot of fun.we will miss this fun.because its last day😥
Powerful Abbottabad!
More to come in the future 😉
Yeah, cats will take over. Soon.
I can't wait, honestly. Maybe they'll do a better job.
MAW!
LOL 😆
You could be right...
Lol That is so accurate..
The cats can turn from cute to monsters in a heartbeat..
I you have a cat, you don't own a cat, the cat owns you..
They behave like Kings and don't have a care in the world..
You said it brother!
SO true...
I have heard for the first time that cat has nine lives.Funny blog....It makes people laugh :)
Thank you! 😀
Very nice outrageous post about 🐈 . I wish there was one day in a year where all 🐱 especially homeless would be in power above humans. Perhaps then all humans would be taking care of all of them especially homeless in much better way. I’m actualy taking care of one homeless 🐈
Great post!
The article is very interesting,
I really like cats, because they are so pretty ...
Is it true that cats have nine lives ...?
Upvoted..
Well, according to google:
Certainly, I think a lot of people know this bacteria produced by the Cats.
Ever heard of toxoplasma gondii?But there is no doubt, a cat in a home is the best thing that exists, when you return from work, they receive you with gentleness and their very pleasant meows.
Well, when you get home at all times
Yes, and when they know the purveyor of food has arrived 😉
Great Post :)
hehe Upvoted!
Awesome!
Thanks Miguel 😊
cheerfully recreative your post, be careful with the black cat @ scan0017 I do not want to make magic and you disappear. because later we're going to miss you
🙂
I really like with a cat, has a smooth fur and when he swept the face, it's the most adorable,,
but a few years ago he left me, at this time if I see other cats, I always remembered him.
thanks @scan0017 for this
Pets are nice.
Really funny blog man...😁
I like your photography brother 👍
Wow its really amazing emojis. You are very talented and creative mind.
Very good pose thanks for sharing keep it up.
hahaha very funny post, I like it, thanks
Everything was very nice @scan007, until the next post of emojis...God bless
Thanks for all the stuff @scan . . . You always give us useful information
And really it’s last post of Recreational Outrage at Emojis???
It’s going great. . . Keep on this
Thank Aliza; more will no doubt come as inspiration strikes 😉
very funny photography.
thanks for sharing.
very funny emojis and interesting blog.
thanks for sharing.
carry on
Yeah! this is ridiculous! cat is most beautiful Pets I love cat's ^.^
Really very funny post
Haha may be because majority loves cats that's why cat day day is so much celebrated :D. This is new information to me that cat has 9 lives.
already finished this month and temina with a good publication brother @scan0017 ... hahaha will take the cats also of the planet .... haha my vote for here friend
nice one keep it up sir.thanks for sharing
Really yes, only here I have read stories as ingenious as these, you have a crazy funny humor hahaha.
que interesante, ya que muestras todo esto cada dia algo nuevo.
@calitoo
cool fine emoji! nice :^D