We all like to make fun of high level politicians.
Why?
Because it's known in comedy circles as 'punching up' (preferably if you're kneeling in front of them and they're standing on a chair.)
Also because we all know that most of them make more money than we do, they have better healthcare, better on-the-job perks (chauffeurs for their cars, military-level private security, pension plans, and get to fly around in private jets).
I'll bet they even get FREE cofefe at the office. 😉
Enough legitimate outrage...
This month we're all about recreational outrage: Getting mad about dumb silly stuff that doesn't really make us angry.
TODAY, I'm recreationally outraged at the emoji makers for insulting both a politician AND a comedian in the same, swift stroke!
Same person.
Can you guess which of these emojis insulted both a comedian and a politician?:
HMMM! Which could it be?
Perhaps this photo (image credit to google images) will help you:
What the United States Senator, Al Franken, did in this photo was ill-advised, poorly thought out (if at all), and just plain dumb.
I don't think he even actually touched that person's body armor (meant to stop lead BULLETS flying towards your thoracic cavity at 2,500 feet per second).
Surely the armor would protect against a silly man's fingers, moving at the speed of stupid!
Still, even pretending to do what Al was doing wasn't very respectful of the lady sitting there.
In America, we call that "bad touch."
Don't do that.
Not even to a clown.
If it was a mortal sin to do silly, stupid things, Hell itself would have filled up a very long time ago.
I am recreationally OUTRAGED that the emoji designers would forever remind us of Senator Al Franken's impulsivity from a photo taken so long ago. To make it even MORE plain as day that this emoji represents Al, they even matched the color of his shirt.
Then made it even worse by giving him bad teeth, patchy hair, and a lazy eye.
Oh, the humanity!
The real question here:
Why would anyone ever need an emoji of Al Franken anyway?
Dude's not that famous!
To treat a fellow comedian in this manner, denigrating his image and legacy in such a soulless, despicable manner is
sick and wrong.
A pox upon you, emoji makers!
Leave Britney the funny man alone!
Whew!
I'm so recreationally outraged I'm all sweaty.
Tune in tomorrow!
For your daily dose of recreational outrage at offensive emojis - ALL month long!
Ha ha ha very good post my dear friend and 2nd photo is very funny
Thanks for the upvote and resteem @anikearn; and especially for the laughs!
That's why I'm here: To delight and entertain 😊
For your upvote and i always resteem your post
It's brilliant fun decorated post @scan0017. I love this post. Thank you for shared.
Very cool and funny emoji collections.
Best effort to might enjoy followers @scan0017.
Powerful thought outs entire.....
Up-Voted & re-Steemed.
Awesome!
Thank you! 🙏
I'm actually more upset about the male mermaid with the rod in his butt.
WHY do all handsome attractive men HAVE TO BE GAY?! 😫
downvoted for aggrandizement
Hey! I'm straight as a laser!
What about all my shoes, you may ask?
I love beautiful art.
If it's actually functional art that I can wear, even better!
Walking into my closet feels like walking into an art gallery 🙂
Fixing that downvote was a new experience!
Your wife gave me the inspiration for the next emoji post, thanks @fitzgibbon!
Hopefully that upvote prevented any unwelcome male mermaid scenarios at home...
Ah thanks Graig!
@fitzgibbons butt will be safe (tonight) 😋😂
"Hey honey, come to Steemit, get paid to blog, it'll be fun!"
Almost as regretful as:
Good luck tomorrow night @fitzgibbon! 😬
😂😂
jajajajaja, ok brother I accompany you in your recreational indignation. desde Vnzla, te seguiremos acompañando
muy buena publicación @scan0017, este mes de los emojis va hacer muy divertido y entretenido.
Ahaha so laughh !! Thanks a lot for sharing :))) @scan0017
Nice post thanks for sharing keep it up
I Wish you all the best have a nice day
Very funny
Hahahaha ....
your post made my belly jiggling.
poke fun of politicians and only dare to hide in front of the wall.
various sorts occur in the media and pictures including trump the most excited.
thanks for lol today @scan0017
Thank YOU! 🙂
you are a really funny writer sir... :D
Thank you! :D
You are really creative man. I appreciate you. Wish you avery happy and bright future. Keep it up.
I guessed it @scan0017 when I saw the picture you added here as a clue. Fun overloaded.
Hahahha you are so funny but true even.because politician does everything for their own greed and they use nations for their own interest.and i think 12th emoji suits both the comedian and politician .What do you think?
Welcome to Steemit Dr.! 👩🏻⚕️
Fun with politician and comedian :P You are a funny man :)
@scan0017, Wow very funny indeed comedy emoji's set.
Just awesome post sharing by you.
Nice creativity.
Upvoted!
hehe, you are so cool @scan0017, you can always make other people smile and happy when they visit your post. The soul of your humor is very deep. Thank you for sharing this kindness.. :)
well i like this series .. continue
This seriously is recreationally outrageous, hahaha ... everything was wrong, how could they do this to our brother politician and comedian hahahahahahaha
upvote y resteem
oh dear @ scan0017 your imagination has no limits and I love that ... greetings and a fraternal hug ... up vote and resteem...
hahaha good @scan0017 that gives a lot of laughter but if we talk about the politicians of Venezuela give anything but laughter there would use as ten emojis to show my anger with them. thanks for your post they are wonderful. upvote y resteem
LOL xd.
I was already missing you!
jajajaj very good post and fun @ scan0017 thanks for sharing and making us laugh
upvote-resteem
very good publication @ scan0017 you made me laugh thanks
upvote-resteem
hahaha, very funny @ scan0017, you have a very great imagination that I enjoy a lot.
upvote and resteem
mayby he had some help from Al-ladins genei i mean they have the same name and are only 2 emojis away... the plot thickens
Resteem and up vote
The wonderful post. it is great :). thanks for sharing
100% like and resteem
buena historia, pero esos emojis que llamativos son parecen los de watsapp.
@calitoo
Thanks for the resteem @aireal!