What if a Woman Had Gone to Space?

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

"Houston, we have a problem."

"What's the problem?"

"..."

"I can't hear you, what's the problem?"

"It's nothing."

"It's important that you tell me."

"Oh, never mind."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fine."

"So, everything is okay?"

"You don't understand what I'm going through."

"Okay, well, let me know if the situation changes."

"So, you don't care about my feelings?"

"?"

"After everything I've been through, you're just going to ignore me? I'm just dead to you now, is that it?"

"So, is there a problem?"

"No, I told you, I'm fine."

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What an awesome woman! Her call sign was "Chaika" which means seagull in the Russian language. There have been a couple of books written about her. And let's not forget about the 2nd woman in space, Svetlana Savitskaya. She was the first woman to perform a spacewalk!

You must be fun at parties.

If I knew back then, what I knew now, I would have left school to study on my own.
They didn't teach us nothing 'sept Merica is Great

Depending on how long ago you were in school, they were right. Things have entered the Twilight Zone since then.

At least there wouldn't be as much space junk floating around ;)

lol, women are funny and smart .. as long as they say vagina (i hear this on south park )

"The red light came on."
"Turn the power back to 50% or else the entire capsule will explode in 30 seconds!"
"Why do you always assume I want a solution? You don't always have to solve everything. Why do you always have to be right?..."
BANG!

I appreciate this joke. Not too butthurt to laugh :) Why don't you want mankind to have the first menstruation on the moon?

good idea - woman in space and I'm fine about it -am following you now and upvoting too

yep, just don't let them come back down :)

Hahahahah this is gold !!!

Interesting reading this as a woman

follow us n we'll follow u too

Hahahahahahah lol ok this is an awesome post indeed.
Hopefully the first person on any other planets would be a woman. We already have the first dog in space( which didn't really survive 🐶).

I just love the image where the middle east is like the entire hemisphere, and the sun rises in the north. Its as good as some of those from NASA.

Men keep saying that they never understand women
And women hear this and think, "good", it serves them right.
But, maybe I will find the one man that gets it without being told.

That was awesome! LOL

That was hilarious. Just about had me and my wife in tears