Trash Tusedays- Bad music,and Sugar Weasel, and Trannies. Oh my!

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So, here's the first in many to come of my patented "Trash Tusedays" where I your beloved host @septicshock bring to you the best hot garbage the internet has to offer... Here we go

Now just to preface this I don't give a fuck if you think I'm an insensitve piece of shit, you should know by now that everybody is a piece of crap in their own special way. If you don't your probably slow and won't get my sense of humor anyway. So, without further ado let's start talking about these mysteries to existence.

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Let's start with my favorite, and hopefully only, Clown prostitute Sugar weasel.

Now, you probably are thinking "clown prostitute? Doesn't that pretty much sum him up?"
No, there is much more to sugar weasel than his strange appearance and bad life choices.
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According to conciergedumonde.com he is also a well educated artist, and A REAL FUCKING PERSON, which blows my mind. You can apparently hire him to come to all your coulrofilia parties. Your welcome
Real stories even did a documentary on him. (Guess I wasn't the only one who thought wtf this is a thing!)
Check it out for yourself herehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7KR88OtV7E
And vice wrote an article https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vdyxv4/sugar-weasel-the-clown-escort
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During this interview he is shown to be an actually quite likable guy that suffers all the abuse and self deprecation that comes with the job. I ended up feeling sorry for him and his failed book. As he reveals that he originally started the clown makeup thing after his mother died of cancer, which naturally degraded to prostitution when depression and alcoholism is involved. Overall I hope that this motherfucker doesn't die of aids or other prostitute related deaths because he's least entertaining.
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"In case you were wondering this is what he looks like beneath the makeup"

Now, on to my next subject, Sugar Weasel's natural enemy Transvestite music Performances!

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After a quick unholy YouTube search I found that this seems to be a strange subculture within drag, making terrible music with such great and iconic lyrics as "drink dick like Sierra mist", " dick for breakfast and a cock for lunch", and hit singles such as "this is how we jew it" which you can torture yourself with here:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJkW7hU1jk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=trbfeXG1zyI
Then there are more serious "musical artists" such as Adore Delano:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=760OcqvoMok

And many many more
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQzD1k1sa6A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZPJ9gO5o0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0U2-bSjIw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9m_Ffxxxlc
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(the walking nightmare that is trixie mattel)

After watching all these my brain has melted and I actually enjoyed Alaska thunderfuck by comparison. It's shocking that these are real people and that it's actually quite popular considering how awful it is. What do you think about this genre of "music"? I think they disgrace men and obviously have mental issues and past trauma if that's how they think women act. Oh and the music is shit but sometimes so bad it's funny.

You know while we're at it meet lactatia (yes, LACTATIA) the 8 year old transvestite..who also apparently thinks he's black. All you gay pedophiles out there will love him. 20180717_204825.jpg
(child prostitute or child drag queen? I can't spot the difference)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCXxUxI-WE
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All I have to say is that I genuinely hope he stops getting raped by adults, fame hungry parents will do anything including pimping out their own children, just look at toddlers and tiarras. Don't you love what mainstream media does to children these days?
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Well, in the end it seems that the source we have to blame for all this human waste is Rupaul's Dragrace . How do you think gay mainstream media has influenced the masses? How do you think it will influence future generations?
Should all little boys be like Lactatia? Oh, and would you fuck sugar weasel?

As always Spectare Dolor! -@septicshock

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Look like true professional of your field...!!! keep updating...!!

I'm honored I'll have to make it to the 100th percentile next time.

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"All you gay pedophiles out there will love him."

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