I just walked down to the corner store to get some Maple Rolls and the funniest thing I've heard all week happened!
A shirtless guy comes out of his house (which usually reeks of pot) and lights a cigarette. He takes a puff, then turns towards his neighbors house and yells over to another young chap smoking on his porch, "Dude, is this your baby?!" I pan over and in the middle of the grass is a small toddler chillin' in a play-seat (one of those round things that has all the different spinning gadgets and what not.) "I'm gonna give you a DNA Test!" 😂 They both started laughing uncontrollably and then they heard me laughing! Keep walking.