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I'm sure you love eating....alternate word for cats or what @traf calls them.

Ain't no shame in enjoying a good pussy, or even a ok one, the shame comes the day after when realise it was a dog

Happened a lot hasn't it?

define: A lot...

Clears throat
Backs away, remembers somebody is a freakin' judge in a competition and a er very awesome person (makes retching sounds)