JOKES I WROTE MYSELF - TOUGH TOENAILS!

in #funny7 years ago

When my kids would complain and whine about things, at first I would explain why and be patient.

Later I would just say:


“Tough Toenails”

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Then they would say:
“Dad! Stop saying Tough Toenails, we don’t like it!”

"OK.. Tough Tamales”

“DAD!!”

“Ok, ok
Tough Tacos!”

DAD!!!!

“Tough Titties?”

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Tough Turds (no pic necessary)

Tough Times (we all know about those...)

Tuff Toerings!

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Tuff Tacos
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Tasty Toenails

Tasty Toerings

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Tight Toenails
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Tacky Toenails!
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Tough Tires
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TUFF TOKENS!
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TUFF LOVE can be a real BITCH!

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All Images - Evanni Solei, Penthouse, and FootFetishDaily.com

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this was a really strange post but I read it all the way through for some reason...

Show us your toes!
Show you mine if you show me yours!

Imagine they use it for their kids too :D

Please resteem me.

Wow spicey post surfyogi!

Yeah never really thought of bringing toe stuff such a hot way lol !

Is is socially acceptable to admit you love TOES?
I'm not sure..
Maybe I can be the next publisher of TOENAIL MAGAZINE?

Well if that becomes the case ,You will rock with that magazine ;)
I am sure !

FootFetishDaily.com

my new homepage

It is really interesting.Let 's see what happens as time goes on. :)))@surfyogi

amazing post i like it upvoted and resteemed

Thankyou!

I like it. Tough token for sure. I think we might have a little dip but I think we're going to be heading towards $60 by this time next year.

FootFetish :))

I want to start an Improv Group on Steemit and I could use some volunteers!
This is really a great intro for an improv act that could just take off, and go up and up and up.

I am only beginning to understand how funny this can be and grow into...

I knew it all along! You are trying to build an Underground Foot Fetish Ring here on Steem! Sadly I'm not into that, more of a classical tits and ass guy here...

I am so BUSTED!
U know, some don't realize until later in life, they have a TWIST!

To find out what you like and living it out is pretty important, you are right mate.

Looking forward to the time when #feet is No1 on Steemit , thanks to the yogimob :D

So good :)))))

If it made you laugh, please share it with others!

The most interesting sharing I've seen for a long time. :) But thanks for sharing. Also the nail polish colors are quite remarkable :) Feet is a separate subject :) @surfyogi

Someday I'll get a standup act together but right now I'm working on the material.

I am sure the result will be successful.

interesting sharing . I don't like Foot Fetish.

It's ok, IF U show me your toes.

ı love foot :))

SHOW ME YOUR TOES RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!

I want to do this privately :)

I didn't realize you would be interested, I'm not bi.. but thanks anyway.
#calledmybluff

you're welcome :)

Tough Tapioca. That’s all I got in 1 min of thinking about it. Post was funny tho 😀

BELIEVE ME I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE but the images were just not suitable... ;-)

Wooow, pretty nails her ,,, wear what paint it is. I resteem yes ,,, do not forget to upvote my blog friend yes

wow! how sweet toerings. i like toerings so much or always i use it. nice post friends.

All U ladies! Show us your toes!

Greetings friends good post

Tough love can indeed be a bitch. But if it's wasn't for tough love how would I have been able to convince my kids to send me 50 percent of their salaries each month so that I can fulfill my dream to become a famous Steemian ?

Funny joke!

Haha thanks !

Seriously incredible .

Omg... What was that😂😂😂😂

Please resteem it.

Sir, One of your post said we can contact you on steemchat but I guess you don't respond there

I just did now. If you ahve a question ask but I think @rocksg has much to share with you too, and you can talk to him as well about art.

its really so interesting......@ .......enjoyable thing.....i wonder.......how possible to arrange this..........you are just outstanding .............so cute collection.......keep it up......

Tuff Toerings are nice. Ok, I got you have a fetish for feet. Have a look at my youtube channel if you do, because I publish a lot of feet massages (My feet)

Nice toes in this one:

I did not know about the fish thing; I have been to Bangkok but never got a pedicure.. from fish.
I will have to think for a while if that is sexy or gross.

Hi Sandrina!
I still want you to chat me up on steemit chat... sorry there are so many messengers out there, but it's good place to meetup with steemit members for the first time. Like a coffee shop we trust were we can talk?
And yes, I am enjoying my new foot fetish I started today, when I was writing jokes.. so I'll go look at your Toes! I'm good at foot massages too..

here you go! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSwZly8J5SpH9sR-YO5M2xA?view_as=subscriber
I don't really chat on any app, I feel I have nothing to say and I don't want to waste time to talk with people that maybe I meet and I don't click!

Contrarian!
No, steemit is very different than youtube girl.

This is where the crypto-gurus meet up and decide how to parcel up the future ;-)

Hello very interesting friend post as your children grow up you will see how they change, greetings good post

Yes, one is already an adult, and I don't think they read my blog...

He has understood if they are sure they will not read it good night brother

Dad jokes make for top tier content on here. We don't get enough of it...

I agree!
I love Dad jokes.
It can be hard work making your kids laugh but if you teach them, they will teach their kids too..

amazing post. i like it.not only me but also everybody like it.So thanks for sharing with us...

Show me your toes?!

impressive art work on toe nail, i like tough tires.

Very good post my friend.
really very beautiful. I love it

YES, but will u show me your toes!?

may please, I love five fingers to be garnished

thanks for viting his friends. happy to follow you and I will always faithfully follow you. and I will resteem your post

hahaha good post my friend @surfyogi you are the man... Greetings bro :)

Show me your Toes?

I'm a footballer, so I've got them terrible hahaha @surfyogi

@surfyogi this is really so funny I can't stop laughing in public place after reading your punchline I started laughing out so loudly that people near by me started seeing at me that what's wrong with this guy........... Wonderful post man keep it up @surfyogi !!

Pretty funny, I will do more!

Please share with your friends and resteem if it made you laugh?

And show me your TOES?!

A good idea and interesting friends. All of this relates to toenails. The photos are very good and make me focus more on the pictures. Thank you friend.

I dono what this feeling is now 😂

a very good post, I really like posting @surfyogi.

Interesting image

I really didn't expect people to start showing me their TOES!

Amazing and nice post
Thanks for sharing

Cool my friend..

hahaha really funny post...

Nice post upvoted and resteeme done

NICE JOKES

Hahaha... What was that... It's not only toenails..

Hello, excellent friend, you joke with your children, I imagine you will not see this post. I will be waiting for your good post to learn. I am new to the community. Greetings

Wow really it is good.
Keep up it thank you for share

We should tag this as #NSFW

NO WE SHOULD NOT, and that's HALF THE POINT man

IF 10 people told me that, organically, WITHOUT solicitation of opinion, I would believe it, otherwise, it's a reflection of you...

So, you mean that I have to find 9 more people to build a solid opinion?

"WITHOUT solicitation of opinion", now what do you think that means?
And I'm not seeing much of a sense of humor on your part... ;-)

(Really? I meant it in a humorous way. I hope that reached you.)
I am searching now for those 9 guys. :-)

Did you know that silver toe rings were worn to actually bring down the high blood pressure? I came across that recently. Women in our place wear a lot of gold ornaments and that increases BP and silver it seems neutralizes it. Silver is also believed to ward off spirits

I love my foot and I take care of it well. Its one of the things I love about me. Nice post... daring too.