rock paper..or not ^^

in #funny7 years ago

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class?
I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

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Having a hard day at work, my Swedish Dragon? Too much coffee? Hang in there! I'll come over with some nice wine, some cheese and crackers and we'll talk all about it... LOL

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Sounds like a plan to me, my friend! See you soon! Hugs!

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Happy you hade fun :D aw so sweet, thank you :D

haha fair point

Remind me to never, ever, play this game with you! 🤛🏻😂

na na youR still playing with me ;) :P LOL

You’re so pushy 🤨😉

< push right^^ your leaft😂😜

Whoa girl. Have a glass of wine and a chill :)

he he how about 5^^? heay MR ya do get this IS me calm..right? ^^