If you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground and fill it with the water. Then sit in the pan of water and fart. People will love the beautiful music.
Impressing People
7 years ago in #funny by talesofwriting (42)
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Solid tip, dude...lol.
I'm glad you found it useful. May all your farts meet with success.