Why do they only employ children in clothing boutiques

in #funny8 years ago

The children they hires in stores can not and will not think for themselves. They know only the rules they have been told in the recruitment interview, rules have removed the good customer service.it's no matter if I win 100 millions in the lottery in the morning and choose to go down and punish the local clothing pusher on the evil level and slams 2 million on the table in suits, and then with a blink of the eye says 

- then you can probably also provide me whit  a pair of free socks in fashion colors ?!?

 Then I have to watch a pimple bleeding teenager say

-  aarrr I'm not allowed to do that !!

 OMG little dude come in two gears or get an adult. And then the most annoying thing  thet you can be as sure as alla o akbar in the mosque on a friday, when you enter the store you will hear the child say

- is there anything I can help you whit ??

And what is it that you are able to help me with little spandex shirt dude,  look at me i have a beard I'm an adult actually about dobbelt your age, and I bought clothes before, it's not as if you did not come with your rehearsed wannabe service line, that I would run around confused and ask,

-  is there one from the state office that can explain  me the rules  in the store ??!???!!!

And then when you finally need his help and have found a piece of clothing you want, but need a different size, and you ask 

- do you have this in a different size !

the answer 9 out of 10 times will be 

-  it's not down there on the shelf ?

then you just want to say 

- "ooh yes it is, I just thought it would be fun to come to you with a sweater in size hippopotamus and ask, if you have one at home in my size you could take with you to work one day, then I then like to buy it !!

but you just say

- no ?!?

And then the child is simply stuck with a blank look in his eyes, and you can see he is thinking  “well done here”but then when you look at him again with a look that wakes him up from his trance he asks                                     

-  should I look in storageand ??

 then I take the lead as a father who always wanted to have a shop with children employed and says 

- yes I think it would be a good idea, and then you also get to be a few hours after work to do inventory status !!

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there anything I can help you whit blah blah blah

Anden