I swear that Taco Bell must be owned by the same company that makes toilet paper. Definitely a poop racket.
Now, in regards to this GIF of this educated gentleman with the rocket-propelled device in his buttocks, there are certainly better ways to have a fire lit in your pants.
I guess his relationships never get off the ground and take off.
maybe, but there are worse ways too i think
i'd take rocket up the ass over stds that burn your anus