The Dark Side of Being a Male Porn Star
7 years ago in #funny by themadgoat (62)
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Omgoodness. This was entertaining.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it, except now my browser history is full of searches for gay porn stars.
That's not your history, that's your tabs😂
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Sticking 😂
very entertaining post mate, that vidoe of matey jumping off the cliff was fucked up, i think he was trying to slide down a rope one handed but failed! i dont think i want to be a porn star anymore!
I think he had issues before he started porn, if that helps any.
I couldn't believe it when I saw that clip. I was like, "Why the fuck does youtube have videos of people dying?"
Years back my friend made me watch a video of a guy getting his head cut off with a bread knife and it totally messed my head up for ages, but that's what all the kids watch these days now there all on the dark web. You can't unsee that shit!
One time my brother found an old black and white video of some Russian soldier getting his neck sawed open while someone had a boot on his head. He sent it to everyone in his office with the title "Super Happy Fun Time." They didn't get the joke.
"Super Happy Fun Time" memory logged for future use 😂
The goat strikes again! 👏🐐
That actually happened. It's extra funny because he was in the Air Force. His commanding officer wasn't amused.
The image of john holmes made me shudder -- Thankfully we don't have to see their faces too much.
He is definitely not a handsome man. I had a hard time choosing a picture on google images. Each one was worse than the last, especially the ones of him when he is older.
😬😬😬I feel like you make your work harder than it needs to be. Have you ever thought of trying your hand at cheesy poetry instead? Way less coked out slongs and old lady porn images involved. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Well, it's a labor of love. You know what they say, you can't make an omelet without having to look at a little geriatric porn.
And I suck at poetry.
Well, I can respect a man that suffers for the sake of his artwork.
I like the cut of your jib
Women can still have it much worse; a lot of women in the rough videos (where they are beated up and tortured) have to be coersed and blackmailed into it; it is sick shit. Not as many videos of men being roughed up. (although it does happen just not the market for it)
My previous post was about women in porn. You should check it out.
First two are disturbing. The last one is also disturbing but a funny story nevertheless.
I wasn't sure which order to put these in. I wanted to start off with the funny, but I wound up deciding to end on a high note.
That was hilarious and accurate! Brilliant.
Please make a post about James Deen and that semi-old guy with the beard that act always with him whenever you have time.
I wrote post of me being on drugs, check it out if you have time (and sorry for spamming), I think you would appreciate it.
https://steemit.com/stoned/@sandrina.life/something-i-wrote-after-eating-happy-pasta-no-edit-10-february-2018
I was not familiar with Deen until you brought him up. He seems like a propper shitbag. I'll definitley keep him in mind for a sequel.
For your information, as well as anyone else reading this: I have absolutely no problem with shameless self promotion. That's why we're all here. No sense in pretending we aren't. Hell, I don't even mind the "Follow you follow me good post" shit. They don't take away from my life and it's one more view and a comment on my page. You just got a resteem.
I liked your stoner pasta post. However, that video at the end of the ambiguously gay guy with no chin will haunt my dreams forever.
Thank you for the re-steem!
I feel ashamed to do semi-promotion here and everywhere, but with the Steemit system of "feed" , I realized that my posts get lost in the middle of thousands hundreds rubbish posts, so when I find someone with similar hobbies, I'll share, like I did with you.
The video of that guy singing would be in your nightmare forever auhauhauahuahuahuh
lol
Tragical stories... but so funny :D
In the modern era, everyone is interested in sex, porn pornography is really a lot of prurisham. They do not want to get scared but they are not. John Holmes is a public talk porn star. There is a lot of stories in her life. Thanks for a post like this.
Good one
This post is crazy, hilarious and strangely sad all at the same time. You are one super creative writer :)
Thank you!
Well done, the accoutrements are great. Devil makes work for MONSTER HANDS!!
Oh yeah!
Oh, someone just got Schmidt on! Wait, was that me?
Looks like your clone!
God damn that's some funny shit.. as usual.. I've noticed the trend you have about bringing out the dark side of peoples choice of employment... when do we get to the episode about altar boys?
I actually have a post planned about religious shitbags, but it was focused on pay-for-pray. My immediate reaction is to say, "I'm not going anywhere near the altar boy subject." But now that you mention it.... I think I'm going to put it on the list.
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Interesting story. Thanks for sharing.