I just can't imagine eating bread raw, it seems so savage, but of course lots of people do it, doesn't mean they're savages. I'm not saying you're a savage. Some don't realize there's a 'What th Fuck Did I Just Read?' category, and actually ask in the comments I guess.
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That bread was still alive when I ate it.
The loaf itself was home to trillions of microbes, spores and numerous colonies of rebel yeast who had refused to eat the sugar during the 'Rising'. Heroes, every one, but of course none would survive the post-sandwich gastric fluid deluge, none would live to tell the tale.