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RE: This Post is The Only Post You Will Not Read All Day

in #funny7 years ago

I have heard the theories that many of the people we see are just background filler, and that there's really only about 150 thousand of us playing in here. I still can't find a good argument against the simulation theory itself, but I don't know how many of us are in it, if it is true.
Back when I was too young to buy beer, there was a convenience store in my neighborhood where a lady quietly worked the register. I would routinely pull in, walk to the beer cooler and grab a 12 pack, set it on the counter like I knew what I was doing. By law, she was required to ask for my ID, and I would hand her my driver's license. She would stare at it, and finally hand it back to me and ring up the purchase. It worked all summer, until one day she said, "I'm sorry, I can't sell you this, you're not old enough." That was that.

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Someone must have upgraded her.