Sort:  

it's too cruel
my internet sucks too

now go into a time machine & try explaining this modern day unfairness to someone in the 80s

haha I would be like you wouldn't believe it, I'm from the future and you can't even rub one out properly. damn videos stop and start all the time from this thing called buffering.

lol, if you drop the word video they be imagining you doing some sort of new polishing techniques with pleasure delays