The Real Reason I Avoid Drinking

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Hello everybody,

I've been working all day long today, so I am not in the mood to write anything lengthy really. Forgive me, eh? However, I will explain within a few sentences why I avoid drinking these days. Other than suffering from a stomach ulcer, drinking makes me do stuff that I would normally not do. 

And to think about it, it only takes three drinks to behave like your average sober (and "peaceful" βεβαίως, βεβαίως) Muslim immigrant/refuge in Europe today. I have some progress to do, huh? 

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I dunno man! When most of my friends drink, they usually think of women like this...

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When I drink I think women like this...

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Or even worse, "women" like "her"...

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Bottom line, my non-sober/drunk moi needs to embrace diversity and multiculturalism like ASAP! 

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hahaha

hi,

very funny indeed.
Liked it from the core.
Thanks

You are welcome :)

Hahaha. Over here we can't drink because one beer is 25% of your salary.

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