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hard to keep them happy

Wives are the drivers that honk at you for not immediately flooring it after the light turns green


Dude if I get this emoji then, it's not secure to go home lol :D
@traf,

Cheers~

Just wait until it's been three weeks. She'll come at you with a knife. No words. Just knife.

i'll have to pretend to be kidnapped by isis or something

Lol Damn 2.6 seconds, all she will kill me

that kid knows women better than most of us

It's worse when 3 seconds, done once, still paying

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Rejected Wendy's model?