What Is The Blockchain?

in #funny7 years ago

When someone asks you to explain blockchain technology again and you pretend to be frustrated to cover up the fact that you don't know shit yourself

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Just start throwing words at them ICO, nodes, miners, stax, blochurniazation, sabbelettes, shitwhokies

yes, i clearly recall satoshi using the last 3 words in his bitcoin whitepaper

Anyone that can jerk off while watching Jerry Banfield is capable of explaining anything. Try it.

I enjoy his standup

His videos are really long. That's a lot of edging.

Just tell them you're a "whale" and have lots of "Steem Power" from writing jokes. That'll help them get a good grasp on the big picture fast.

only thing that really deserved to be in inverted commas there is "jokes"

I recommend this answer. I usually use it when the patient asks me something weird.

sigh, i should have said that instead of 'i do'

Direct quote from the nut head himself Nutashi Sakamoto

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maybe they're the same person...

The best line
owhh.. this takes, how about you remind tomorrow , i will give you a detailed explanation, you want that dont you?
And tomorrow, you say the same shit again, till he gets the message

I'm American, so just like our government I tell them there's too much to tell and to just sign on and learn what it's about later

i think in a way everyone's just winging it
michael jackson had a professional plastic surgeon ffs

@traf,
Show a little angry, so you will not get more questions, probably you will not get any question :D

Cheers~

that means the technology has potential if nobody knows yet

it is a difficult question to answer because it takes a detailed and systematic description. And usually the question afterwards can be more difficult and make us more stress.

Oh sad mood hahaha amazing funny.....

Hahahaha. There you go again @traf with this funny meme. Thanks for crackin me up this morning. Its really appreciated.

hahaha ..... I faced the same situation when I went back to my school to see ex-students .... everyone there asked me .... Sir what are you doing in your life today again and again

when you are on steemit from past 2 years and you still dont know what is blockchain you should DIE
well i dont know my self as well

Or you can just try and make up some mumble jumble till they get confused

"You are getting very sleepy"

Lolzzz

I just tell them to open a steemit account.
They will understand as they use it

bitcoin is made from SHA 256! Google SHA 256 and reply to me your thoughts.

thanks sir very funny and funny

fantastic and fun, hehe I caused a lot of laughter

I knew shit once...

Once and never again, big mistake.

Never admit to shit.