Been Alone For A Whiletraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago When you're been single for a little too long gif from giphy #meme
Yes, this is a real problem with lonely children from the internet generation(s).
This is why you need to shield kids away from porn until they are at least able to be proportional
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ah, an altar boy
That's my greatest fear to become like a crab with 1 big hairy hand! ....no wait to get crabs.....no wait.....nevermind. Walks away in shame
crabs are ok, it's like a side snack during oral sex
Wow, the way your mind works....I kowtow to you.
traf is forever the optimist. Always looking for the good in people, even when they give him crabs.
Being single has taught me flexibility
Which comes pretty handy sometimes
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it's probably just the picture on her shirt
3D picture...right.
I could give you a hand if you want.
Oh, that's very generous of you.
It would be no problem.
Very impressive, which yoga school did you say you go to?
You have to get yourself a sexbot right now. I know they are messy and difficult to maintain... and they stink and draw flies... a bit like a corpse.... I got three broken ones in the shed out back.... Hmmmm. Nevermind.
ya they're becoming more and more realistic these days
mine cries and begs for me to free her from the basement
not enough space for me to use both hands
Better not squeeze it too hard !
its like a circumcision every time
Thats why you always keep the shake weight handy, gotta balance out your forearm strength
i see, that's what you're meant to do with your free hand to keep things balanced
Not sure ive used that move before.
Ok lets see
Circle up
And circle down, got it! Will try in my next gym session.
the world is unfair, we're 7 billion and why do we still have to be lonely? why traffy?
I've A Heavy Lifter
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world population 7 billion.
my country has 2.6%.
2.4% of the world's poor population ,,
ha ha
officials in my country are corrupt
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I'm a two-handed warrior beast mofo :P
Size and ambidextrousness runs in my mother's side of the family
Perhaps the best thing about being single is that you can be as weird as you want at home ... and no one will judge us.
god alone exists in solitude.
he likes to do it alone.
When i single for too damn long.
What i feel when i see a girl.
Lol, i do not know to whom as, but it helps me to contact with the neighbor, ha ha ha :D
lol here is female equivalent for one handed action!
Lifting a full frozen ice-cream scoop takes muscles too!
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Stop girl....just put it down slowly.
Agreed. Always something better to eat...
I too like to exercise to distract my mind from the loneliness and increase my chances of finding a mate.
That's what you're inferring, right?
When I wanted to make a salad with crab sticks, the crab took away the knife. ha ha
If this is a true capture it made me cry.
So funny..
It is So Funny.... and if you go upvote @traf, you will get sparkling teeth!
wow,amazing,,, i like your all post...
wow you really are amazed!
upvote @traf make you smiles brighter :D
Its really funny
True! Its really funny, and when you upvote @traf, you'll see many more rotating $ signs too!
Owk to be honest, I don't quite understand this. Could you please throw a little more light?
Basically, you get withdrawn into your shell due to the lack of a partner to understand your feelings and emotions.
Also, jerking off.
it's best funny post
Are you sure it's the best funny post? Ok will you think about it, go upvote @traf, best right?
That is welcoming us.
tiny creature
Greetings @nomita, yes it's a tiny creature, now go give @traf a tiny upvote ok?
Do you want to play with me.
Woow amazing very funy
What the f is single 😝😋
I put the "sing" in single. But when i am only the
shower....Lol.......
Hey, even girls can get lonely muscle arm!
I will show this to my little sister when she annoys me
Yeah, see the color don't match, gotta get even tan on that arm, no
Asian NiggerIslander will allow such shame to occur!You need a good hobby, badly.
Actually the crab does kind of look like it's dancing.
Better than becoming too aggressive:
source: http://resources.news.com.au/files/2014/09/24/1227068/807532-bobbit-worm.gif
I am single by choice, and my mom agrees with me!
You are also very brave. I would never let anything that sharp near my favorite thing in the world.
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