Breath It All Intraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago When you try to breath all of your fart in so your date doesn't smell any of it #meme #punchline
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Notice the spurts, expect multiple occurrences
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they should have this scene in the next Predator remake
I believe it was already in the prior predator movies but all the smoke and fire masked the natural special effects.
Keeping a straight and pleasant face is the trick to it
Mmm the chicken smells fantastic
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oh he loves the smell of his own farts
Hey if you want to have anal sex you gotta accept the shit smell
mmm....don't usually agree with sluttynsfw, but there be true in that statement
When you think it's gonna be a small one
And you end up blasting out one with more force than you expected.
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when I think it's going to be a small one i'm rushing to the toilet 2 seconds later...
but your date still smelled it and reacted like..
oh nah, that's how she looks like all the time
i wonder what she ate .
Yo momma
A real superhero
Taking airbending to a whole new level.
like a
desert gaiser!micro hurricane!one ass man?
Try a vacuum. If that doesn't clear the air, you can still use the vacuum to masturbate after the date runs away.
very much a function fleshlights should look into
I love Vacuums
Don't waste it in vaccumes.
It's good she is wearing the choker necklace - it will help to hold it down
oh that's just a tattoo
I think it all depends on perspective. Sometimes you have to pay extra for that.
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surprisingly clean bills
Taj's first time at the rippers..he got a bit more then he paid for and liked it!
A sure sign of a great first date!
Woke up at her place..sealed the deal!
that's my wife's alarm clock
hey you maybe onto something, i read an article that smelling your partners fart will prolong your life, am like...
So what's next tinder for fart?
This guy may have also passed out at a strip club...im not sure!
Damn this is nice.
When you're trying to be sexy playful
Oops I did it again....consider it blessings from my cuteness
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damn, probably a little underaged to be playing sexy games
Well, if we convert from dog years to human years....ok, maybe still too young, but they say age doesn't matter when it's love.
but it's worse to be filmed by the surveillance camera,
How ugly that happens to you dear friend @traf
yep, prostate's still good...
As they say practice makes perfect. Don't forget to ask your friends for help.
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it's like 4 girls sharing a toilet and you're the toilet
A bomb :D
@traf,
Cheers~
All you need is a little magic
The fart fairy at your service.
Lol, after such an occurrence, someone to breathe back is simply not easy, ha ha ha :D
She's a keeper
Most Embarrassing Moment ever for anyone who went through this!Lol!
Oh shit. She hot.
She is so caring🤣🤣🤣
Why do you try to all of your fart? I usually do this and this is more fun :)
Lol hhhhhhh funny
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What the hell of a pretender. I like to fart and say sorry later.Lol.
So hillarious
haha lol.. now i know what she does...
that's I do when I fart :D
LOL. This is fucking hilarious. I never had such ideas of breathing in fart to hide it...
I tried that once.
I gave up when I noticed a brown stain on my pants.
You'd have to have a schnoz the size of Owen Wilson's to be able to do that.
Eww.. oh god..