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I think this is more believable

And looks less painful

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thought he was adopted but there's irrefutable video proof

If you wanna mess up a kid, you just show them their birthing video...or any birthing video.

This is almost as disturbing as Arnie giving birth in Junior!

that's what he meant by being back
he comes out of himself

Ummmm, spurting sperms out of your pee pee is not the same as birthing but ok....those kids must be high on something to believe that scenario. Kids nowadays are so smart, I'm finding it harder and harder to trick them.

into your van :)

Ssshhh, don't let out my secret.

It must be a mantasy to have a ginormous penis but definitely not for birthing little humans.

definitely get a C section

That's probably a good idea.


I don't think they lied to their child :D

Now I understood the value of condoms and how China made that population lol :D@traf,

Cheers~

me telling my kids to pay rent or get the fuck out of the house when they're 5


How many kids you can have at that time then? :D@trafalgar,

Cheers~

Looks about as painful as passing a kidney stone

in a way, kids are just sort of sentient kidney stones

Many still do not know that there are pregnant gays, and do not concede to them a place on the bus :))

be hard aiming your piss when you're pregnant as a guy

I am really thankful.. it s a good proof for our child..

your dream come true

one at a time is for pussies. I shoot out like a million at once.

Oh man, that thing is so wrong!

what's wrong with some johnson sliding?

Only the kids bursting out the end!! ;0D

lol, think of it as small pieces of kidney stones safely coming out.

hey boomy can you help us with some support for the comedy community? We are trying to get Witnesses to pay attention and without numbers and visible organic upvotes....it's really difficult:

a reply from you would greatly help draw attention to the cause of comedy.....thank for checking out community reach out to these whales/witneses....

https://steemit.com/steem/@roelandp/re-berniesanders-roelandp-what-did-you-do-with-the-usd3683-you-made-last-week-20180403t215450997z#@dj123/re-roelandp-re-berniesanders-roelandp-what-did-you-do-with-the-usd3683-you-made-last-week-20180404t102653027z

I suspect in the next 3 days 30 Witnesses alone will see this post!

Holy sh*t. That gif literally unbelievable. Really struggling at the sight of those warts.

nah those are just the vegan stains from the prior love making

Lol, gay athletes are especially fond of giving birth together with the team, ha ha ha :D

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Royal baby won't come out.
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Very nice

full of mystery

hahaha very funny post...