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Wife: Have you been smoking weed in the house again?
Me: No
Cat:

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weed & sex buddy....now that's a combo you gotta try with the missus

But not with the cat, cause you'll likely wake with scratches all over the dingdongs, & poor kitty shaven like a poodle under a lawnmower

if you smoke enough weed, you might do the latter

At least the cat couldn't help himself. A trip is a trip...

My monkey gets me into all kinds of trouble...
I took him clubbing once and he just kept posting on instagram...

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Fool has to learn some manners... Only Bitches Snitch.

he made a bit of money in those planet of the apes movies and now he's living it up

I guess we all know now why cats are so damn lazy

pro at smoking catnip

He looks like a genius!
@traf,

Cheers~

Cat to husband: What s the dinner???
Husband : Nothing..

Cat to wife : He lies..he smoked here..

And our friend Mr. Husky is feeling the effects as well

I didn't have to sleep on the couch, but then I got high.
Never got yelled at and called a slouch, but then I got high.
Now I'm eating baked beans from a tin, and I know why...

Lol... okay, me on my way to the "high" stage. Wait up bro

my wife: u smoking ?
me : no no smoking , bealive me ................
excellent job dear friend ,,,,,,,,,,,@traf

thank you friend @paultarpan

I will smoke in the house for the last time

Then sit at home and eat banana

And I'll smoke outside the house

i will smoke in the ground

I smoke every day but not at home.
And I have no wife. I am 17 years
old. It's harmful for health, I want to
quit smoking but I can not.

I do not like to smoke. It is very
harmful for the health.

You are right. I don't like smoke

This man does not smoke but he trains to play the saxophone . Loool

ha ha very !!! funny @traf thanks agine for funny post dear

And when you smoking again secretely after promised and think she is not seeing youhahaha @traf

ha ha ha its so funny @shencoin

hahaha nice very funny.

i also hate smoking. it causes many dieses

hahaha.......................very enjoyable post. Thanks for sharing.

Wow..great funny, amazing post, thanks for sharing

Shut the fuck up Meow

I do not have any tension because I do not have a wife, so can I smoke like that ha ha ha

Yes, I'm not even into myself