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Pretend to be their friend and hit them
where it hurts the most

Or just let them do it themselves.

yeah right on their pogo stick

@traf regardless of hatered... This gym def doesn't meet safety standards and @trafalger first aid kit is required for potential jelaousy head drops... Available at local Kmart for $10 bucks in case of an emergency.
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62 piece first aid kit?
that for when a bus with an entire orchestra crashes?

Looks big in the photo, it's only a small pack but haha

Oh subtle pun...

euphemism

When he offers home tutoring for your girlfriend,
leaves the door unlocked, and pretends to forget
she was coming over.

What a douchebag!

how I answer the door when jehova witnesses come knocking

That's certainly something to witness.

Just do a casual kick as if frustrated at the game
but it was really meant for his nether regions.

Spot on tap

well he is in the business of kicking balls

Messing with a nerd these days can cost you - they might know how to tamper with your treadmill

see that wouldn't have happened if he just stayed at home and sat on a the couch for 8 hours a day like a real man

Haha exactly !

i could qualify for the olympics then......i specialized in bed

for a moment there he looks like a backwards flying superman

Hahah yea he definitely does! A drunk superman

Hah, that wasn't a movie prop weight set or anything...

Well I hope for his sake that it was haha

When you try to get rid of the boyfriend

And end up hurting yourself instead.
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haha fail gif

Gif didn't paste in right.

Well, that was embarrassing. How I feel now

Failed attempt

hahah....is sexymatty that fat guy? well at least both of you got wet with upvotes in the process

hahah would be funnier if you said....you giffy it all wrong, oh well, my head isn't right, but hell it's Steemit busy.org #funny so i might get away with looking normal here

You better protect that pussy and take a big chomp out of the competition.

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I changed my reply exactly when you voted my previous one. Hope this is still good.

There's no reason to get all bent out of shape about it

guess you're out of shape either way

Someones always chasing your girl

Dont go to the gym with Moe and Rainier Wolfcastle Homer !

@traf,
Definitely at that moment you got no chance and you decided to go aggressive :D

Cheers~

Wow, normally I have to pay extra to see that.


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Nice post @traf

Hahahaha...

It's hard time hahahahah

The form of the lifter is similar, but the distinct lack of teabagging makes this less applicable.

Please vote me... I'm always vote you

if i vote for you 1 time, you vote for me forever, deal?

You should make a joke to get a vote.

Omfg!!! Ouch! Lol

Weightlifter- "No! I asked for a "spotter", not a "spot o' tea bag"."