Daddy's Riding A Sheep, I'll Teach You Too!

in #funny7 years ago

When your kid caught you out in the barn, so you had to make up a story and said you can teach him to ride a sheep as well

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Crouching sheep hidden adulterer

not well hidden enough evidently

Use Camo sheep, stand out less easier to fuck but harder to catch. They're more of a challenge.

Crouching traf hidden inside sheep :P

shouldn't you be doin homework? or asleep?

Memorizing my English essay to talk about it tomorrow.


Oh crap!
That's not it!
He said without a ounce of remorse. It wasn't a pure lie, not really, the book was open on the desk and he had memorized the title of it "How to beat @traf". He'd now have to start from the beginning again, well if he was to start from the beginning then may as well just check up on @traf for two minutes to make sure he didn't miss out on anything useful.



Some time later as light from the outside started to enter through the cracks of the boarded up window, he knew he'd spent another happy night on Steemit successfully fooling those adults he was doing his English essay. He would have kept going too but the light always managed to hit his screen for about 30 mins each day making steeming impossible.

He looked around the room and decided it was time for a shower. Quickly grabbing a lynx can on his way out waving bye bye to his still sleeping household... There was Pokemon to catch and Ash decided to get busy!

You use lynx too?

Showered already, also I slept after I showered, so I got some rest earlier.

1 Year Later


At least he looks alot more like traf's adopted black family

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as long as i can blame it on someone else
and that's a big fucking sheep!

haha racist azian-nigga....go study p!

oy! maybe u should go learn husbandry

with traffy roaming the barns, even the underage sheep are no longer safe



Pedo Bear Is Back And Tenderizing Some Lamp Chops!

source: gifer

and the FBI are all over me for going after the 'kids'

What are the benefits against a goat?

they have slightly smaller penises which i find more manageable

Very brief and packed review. 👍

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lol better kiwi kebabs?

I know where I'll be putting my kiwi kebab.

I was gonna use this gif to comment Traf then I realized it's a goat...so to answer your question, I think goats would benefit girls more.

All that flicking could do some damage on a guy's sensitive parts.

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Also, I've heard goats eat anything.

Easier to hold on to the wool

Hmmmm

cancels batch order of goats and replaces it with sheep

Don't forget the velcro gloves!!

Ah yes, the velcro gloves. Of course.
It says 'comes free with an order of 10+ sheeps'.

When you don't satisfy her

Get ready for some ramming

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that was some Raiden shit right there

Forgive my ignorance, what's a Raiden?

better that then the other way round.

and goat says it will be

Apparently there is a recent development in the rodeo arena, they call it mutton busting


Sounds like a perfect starter sport for future sheep whisperers

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he's gotta need to have something on his cv to get into private school

Well, since you have a barnful

It's my husband's birthday and I'm broke

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ah, threesome for his birthday
got it

I was thinking the sheep could keep him occupied while I run out and find a goat.

This is how traf really sees the sheep out baaaaaack


Who said he stopped at one

Traffy i didn't realise you were from New Zealand?

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Ohhh ok i follow i wasnt sure haha


I agree with what Punk said.

I think it's better than let him drop by the sheep or injured during the wrestling lol :D@traf,

Cheers~

It was a difficult solution.He just needs a little bit shock to forget everything.

Try it next time. It will be so funny for you, not for your son.


or let him go. not recommended

This has got to be the cutest piggyback ride I've ever seen.

They are in a hurry, rejoice .... The sheep did not understand, they thought that they would be taught sex :))

Oh sweet, I love a good orgy.

Actually I even love a bad one

Some fathers teaching better and safely
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When the sheep hears that you wanna ride her...

Lol, dad knows what he is talking about, because earlier he himself was trained in riding, ha ha ha :D

Baby is always happy
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hmm... 29% spam score...

Better get cracking on making better comments.

Riding dog a bike .we need this for race.image_search_1521458371412.gif

It's great funny post.....thanks for sharing....

29% spam score. You gotta step up your game buddy.

This great funny post.

43% spam score... You may aswell not be on steemit...

Come on! Contribute!! don't spam.

Lol. Hilarious one. Kids gotta make you do any impossible thing.

Keep sharing funny posts

So great funny .. I appreciate this funny post .

29% spam score...

Why do this to us? why do you hate funny people?

Avoid from sheep to keep the child safe from the animal good.😆

You've been a baaaaaaawd boy Traf

The sheep is so much fat....
So funny gif....

Thats lovely bird
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