Where do I get one of these? Asking for a friend
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7 years ago in #funny by traf (81)
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When penis enlargement goes wrong.
lol
and you get a complimentary giant sock to masturbate into
I also need this.
See how my wife play with my dick.
least you can fit it under the door in case there's no glory hole
tiny
Lol, my girlfriend has a special method and tool to increase and the result is guaranteed, haha
my wife could use that pump for her breasts
Lol. My friend knows the special composition of the solution, releases the penis into the jar, and it increases. You have to be careful if you overdo the member dissolve :)
will pay a lot of steem for the secret formula
thats awefully satisfying
This was my last attempt:
Wingardium Leviosa.
In other words: "Levitate"
hope it worked on your own wand ;)
traf, when I asked my friends how to achieve the increase, they willingly demonstrated how and what to do, I hope this method will work, LoL
you have some pretty unique cheerleaders at your school
@traf,
Good news, I think I have found another Asian exercise, which might help you :D
Traffy, you might end up having Anaconda around your waist lol :D
Cheers~
a chinese gym
I know one alien friend who have this enlargement tech, I will ask him for favour. 🤣
what movie was it again?
Slippery slope, but I'll do my best.
Large bananas can be found in the GMO section of your local grocery store chain. I find the non-GMO ones more appealing though.
Lol, how you described your problem.. :)
& the end result.. :)
Damn, while I was experimenting with a penis enlargement, he fell off completely.
Wow very amazing funny...
When she saw my penis.
There is only available. A gym instructor once said the way only to get one of these is by doing exercise
source
typical reaction @traf
Maybe you'll get it here :)
@traf where can I get a friend like that? heh I need one
Shoulda contacted me. Such a shame you might pussy away because i'm a nigerian prince.
Whispers
Your wife ordered already.
There's a dick mart very close to my house, you can enlarge, reshape or recolour.
Call 0800 Dick Mart