Genital Warts

in #funny7 years ago

me: Well doctor, I'm actually here for two reasons. Firstly, I have genital warts on my face
doctor: Err...if they're on your face, how do you know they're genital warts?
me: Which leads me to my second reason...

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Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know buddy, don't envy me

this guy fucks !!

With his face!!

He does, ha ha ha

Good thing I just finished my dinner before this. It must really suck to have those issues.

  1. Creativity: 10
  2. Humor: 7
  3. Visuals Caused: 1
  4. Shock/Cringe/Entertainment Value: 11 (Spinal Tap band members would be proud)

haha pretty lenient grades, but thank you

i think most my jokes are probably a 6, maybe hit 6.5 once or twice a day
peak at 7, just like my morning wood

If not AM, you should probably clarify standard imperial or metric. HA.

This had me 😂♨️

thanks glad you enjoyed it more than my meme

Wooooow when u hit that time in lyfe.
(^_^)/

hahahaha that's what happen to people who always making fun with others...

haha :)

Lol thats a funny post @traf

Expect me to comment on this. Holy... macaroni

I know this is a joke (pretty funny, btw) but I bet doctors hear these stories all the time

I dunno, I'm not sure if a doctor who didn't notice his patient had a cock growing out of his face graduated at the top of his class really

I can't argue with that

Have you thought about delegating some of that SP?

Hahaha 🤑

Gross.... ewwh

That is really funny. Keep them coming! Hahahaha

Nice one! The moment I got it I just can't stop laughing! Thanks for that man.

Didn't get the punchline this time. I'm slow I guess.

Really funny.. .... delighted to upvote and follow you....for more jokes....you may be interested in looking at some of my video clips I will be posting soon on Dtube , if so delighted if you could do the same for me