Upvoted.
You are up early. I just got up to pee and post (what men do now a days after Steemit started) and was about to go to sleep again when I saw your post and lost sleep. LOL@traf - Eww. You are lucky. Better her hair is in the drain than in one of your orifices. LOL
Nah - posting happens as naturally as pee these days. Some days it is hard to post - just like when you get a kidney stone and find it hard to pee otherwise it 'gushes' out Hahahaa
If she's a slob, you need to sit her down for a talk, take her hand, look her in the eyes andd
hahaha, nice!
but i'm not an idiot, that's why we only ever do it doggie style
I wouldn't be inclined to pull her hair.
I also think that getting head would be a nightmare of the deepest dimensions.
Haha
Upvoted.
You are up early. I just got up to pee and post (what men do now a days after Steemit started) and was about to go to sleep again when I saw your post and lost sleep. LOL@traf - Eww. You are lucky. Better her hair is in the drain than in one of your orifices. LOL
Regards,
@vm2904
haha pee and post
sounds like you put a lot of effort into your posts :)
Nah - posting happens as naturally as pee these days. Some days it is hard to post - just like when you get a kidney stone and find it hard to pee otherwise it 'gushes' out Hahahaa
I wouldn't want to be her barber
haha could be fun braiding her hair though
Could be worse. Could be a short and curly snake.
oi! how did you know about our pet name for my...nvm
I follow her Steemit posts too. :-)
Oh would her name happen to be Sssssandra?
yeah, it's going to look awkward on the restraining order
I dunno.. that one looks kinda short n a bit curly to me...
Bit NSFW...
Depends on her style I suppose, do you think she keeps it trimmed?
well I got the short part covered
I think there would be a lot of mess to clean up if she did.
Only if she started shedding
And here I thought dating a Dryad was bad.
Oh ack! lmao I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
The struggle is real @traf
Don't Step on Snek. But really, how does it work out between you guys. I overheard she's kind of a serpent...
On a side note, is her hair, you know, (down there) like those little cute snakes from the National Geographic channel?
nope, it's a massive anaconda that shallows you whole
so she has to get a brazillian
I shurely hope you pack enough meat to feed the beast.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"
Thanks asshole now I am turning to sto...
Just put a bag over her head. You'll be alright :-D