When you're playing hide and seek with your kids and have to act like you can't spot those idiots from a mile away
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When you're playing hide and seek with your kids and have to act like you can't spot those idiots from a mile away
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yeah, like acting as if those kiddos can really hurt us when we battle those puny weaklings
Ouuuchh You Killed Me, Ok Can We Now Play 'Let's Go Bother Mom'?
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Yeah, just send them to mama. Mama knows all about fake fighting
hahahah that's authentic fake GungFu right there mama-take5!
Ok, I'm going to need to know the source of this video. To ah make sure I warn all the kids out there not to watch it.
Of course, I gladly give it to you...for the good of the kids.
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yeah don't fuck with simba, scar
Hide and seek champion 1924.
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damn, and i thought sadam hussein was good
Grab a few minutes of snooze while they're hiding
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3 are in the pool and one's in the fridge
That's my favorite game with my kids. I just lock myself in my room with all the necessities.
Since it's outside the boundary, they can look all day long and not find me.
i'm going to give children services a call i think
Don't worry, all the doors and windows are locked and I put a padlock on the fridge and pantry so they can't accidentally lock themselves in...see, got it all covered.
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Im not sure whether I'd hide from her or seek!
She can find my sausage any day.
We should never try to become over smart in the game of hide and seek
damn, its like when ppl reveal how certain magic tricks are done
was he playing with his sausage under the mattress?
he violated his sausage probation
Is he...
Is he getting a sausage inserted somewhere painful?
Haha, only you would think of such a thing...are you speaking from experience?
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Uhuh, I'm sure you have😉
dude that's some high stakes anne frank shit
Ever play hide the sausage?
you kidding? we asians are world champions at this
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That's disgusting! Ever see how sausages are made?
If I just roll myself into a ball in the corner I think no one will see me.
Haha, when my kids do that, I lie down on the bed and pretend I can't see them. I take a nap while they enjoy not being found...win-win for everyone.
@traf,
Lol dude that true :D I think this is a common issue! Not only for us :D
Cheers~
If I don’t move, he won’t see me. If I don’t move, he won’t see me
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Isn't this the same as the one above with the dog looking for a sausage.
3times more doggies looking for sausages
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@dj123 the post has been edited with the reference :)
better :)
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Yeah Yeah I wanna play..
what a dumb dog. That's not how you play
cute sausage gif trick
I think no one can see me, I hide very well :)
nope, I still see his sausage
pretending to be a bride in a wedding
lol, they are so cute. My favorite is ;
So, that's how you play find the sausage.
find the bean
then flick it
or lick it, doggie style
wow that's gay. I think he needs a sausage
Lol you may have a couple of champions there m8
this cute is cutter than others ;) @traf
@resteemia
Hahaha
My son and nephew are little kids, I play hide and seek with them, it's really feels very good
Kids are like angels
yes, yes, let them win, build their confidence, but don't forget to also destroy them once in a while, it's healthy teaches them humility and it doesn't hurt to remind them that their uncle's the boss
Mostly I let them win.
While the second suggestion of yours is something I never think about. I will follow do it as well, thanks s lot dear 👍
Then there'll be this one captain obvious like "hey i saw you"
the things that one dares to do in these games dear friend @traf
And these are MOMENTS that you will always cherish...Our kid grows up so quickly...
yeah, brats are just the wurst (bratwurst is a sausage)
lol nice pun, I'm still getting over my peanut allergy (peanuts is an euphemism for owners of smaller nuts)
dw my nuts are huge. Wanna see
Kids probably feel like John Cena, because they believe you can't see them while playing hide and seek! LOL
Can't see sausage, if you don't have a sausage.
Do you remember when we were playing hideaway?
Funny cats Haha
Hehehehehehehe
Really good post that is...also make me funny this is
by the way thanks for sharing
Lol... When you hear them discussing that you might be blind, but you still want to go ahead with the pretense
When you're hiding from friends you owe but bumped into them😂😂😂
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Grab a few minutes of snooze while they're hiding..thanks for sharing sir..
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