Hope She Can't Hear Me!

in #funny7 years ago

When you're on the toilet at your new girlfriend's place and are hoping she can't hear your machine gun diarrhoea

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well don't try to get back to your girlfriend so quickly



Take Your Time, Let It Out Easy
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hahahah so much suffering heheheh

bwahahah i really like this gif too, you know he's not suffering in silence

He looks like he's dying.

lol yeah dying of shame

Even 'dyingg' sounds nice lol

i try but it always comes out as a volcanic eruption

try harder....err wait belay that order

The perfect bed time story for me! Hooray.

lol your timing always seems to be so perfect, hope you get some detox release before bed

just need toilet paper

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lol not enough toast in a whole bakery to clean up that shit!

Holy shit stain haha - we must be talking about a month of constipation here before this eruption!

lol his bowels is like a camel

@traf @dj123 guys you're terrible .. hahahahahaha but let's see... It also happens to girls, not only boys have these kind of suffering on aa date!!

If you are Really-Really Quiet.....


....You can just about do it anywhere

hahahahaha
damn that poker face

Drip, drip, drip......bluub! :P

Hearing it is one thing - seeing it is worse !

I won't have whatever she's snorting

This is the length the wife has to go to for me to believe she's not feeling well and not up for sex, I don't believe that headache bullshit

Haha maybe in the future you will take her word for it lol

kaboom.....and it's a Jackson Pollack

haha yea it might be Jackson Pollacks daughter. She has reinvented the splash painting

I'd usually say this was a solid joke, butt...

Yea she probably wishes se hadn't eaten that deep fried chicken tikka curry meal, with extra spicy everything

She probably just finished eating in a Sichuan Restaurant !

Lol or some of this to fire up the reactor


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Damn ! Haha i wouldn't give that stuff to my worst enemy .. or would I ? Hehe

Lol squirter

If your looking for some pootang ! Hehe

Sweet, it's been cleaned out for entry.

God bless you

It's much quieter if you go in after it.


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lol can you imagine this in the upcoming avengers movie?
'err ok...this seems like a job for you ant man'
ant man: ..........

geez sluttynsfw you're a real fiber hunter huh?

Ultimate booty call.

Hmm all of a sudden I no longer feel hungry

I guess this elephant is too lazy to chew himself

When Steem whales diarrhea


No post that day
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Oh God. I'll put this here as a warning. There is a lot! of very graphic diarrhoea going on here. tread carefully..

that should be on every public toilet entrance door

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Nobody can cantrol the explosion.

We need tail to make diarrhoea soundproof it help to slowly release the pressure.

Anyone else, want some anal sex really bad

sure, i'll just do it with my hemorrhoids

When the fireworks are over, the real horror begins. Might as well get a jump start reactivating your Tinder account.

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learn to drip dry my friend

Haha lol, now that's a shitty spot to be in

It's better she hears you in the toilet

Than to see you go on the bedroom floor.

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nature's lube

Then when she rushes you to the hospital you soil their floor as well!

That's what happens when I try so I prefer not to do it.

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ya, can't read the paper clearly after that

lol, you are right. It is not clear anymore

Haha just get it over and done with hey

then celebrate this, lol

Haha lmao it could always be worse like ol m8 here


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hmm be a good ad for some maxi pads

Haha it would

Please be a stunt. Please be a stunt.

White shorts didn't make it any better haha

Lol and the ground is not muddy either, try explaining that one to mum when it's summer time :D

Lol, when did this, can only hope that everything went quietly, ha ha ha

I woulda needed more pixelation :p

The third gif with a cool caption would have been enough.

haha and when you are on toilet and your girl frined also in trouble and want to use toilet same time

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lol imagine walking in on that

Bonus praise for the group effort/collective conscience to not use the same diarrhea-in-the-hot tub gifs again.

not the classiest comments section, but pretty darn funny

@traf,
The moment your new GF's father went to toilet just after you came out :D

Cheers~

LOL! Machine Gun :D :D
Can't stop laughing

You know it's a good one

When the release feels like an orgasm.

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Is this worse then shitting yourself?

Franks and Beans Franks and Beans

He can t hear but he can see your beuuurk with thermal camera..

very funny,,i was enjoyed

Fuck, I want to enjoy her too. You still have her number?

Warning: NSFW!
Because you're new, you get a warning.

dear @traf i am exited for your funny post

kkkkkkk thats happen with my even one year after i met her

funny gif @traf thanks

really funny...😜😍

a very funny meme

Looool my favorite so far Hahahaha

No one can stop these diarrhoea ...

Thanks for sharing great post

Haha pretty sure she's just keeping quiet about it

Let the game begin! I'm not afraid :)

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Every bathroom should be equipped with an exhaust fan and a radio with a beatbox soundtrack for cover noise.

That's why you got to play white noise on your phone and carry around some poopourri

lovely picture..i like it..
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I just want to die, well found, well found. this happens to everybody, that's why you should let the tap running

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