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Not saying anything? You should piss her off more often.

that's a given
but it could piss her off less than saying something

Hahahaha amazing funny @traf

My wife is mad at me because i cheated on her in her dream.
What is my fault in this??

because all women are batshit crazy

you have to ask?? She knows things that you did in her dream

Yesterday I arrived home later than usual, my wife left me a message in the kitchen. I think she wants me to eat more.. she is so caring

maybe she wants you to be circumcised?

Auch this message does not look good

Wow that's awesome funny....

This is how your wife waits for you when you say you are coming in ten minutes and you take two hours.

that's how she is anyway
she's constantly got a constipated face on when i'm around

Congratulations sir

Oh God, we need to part, I have not done anything yet, and he is ready to eat me.

that's when i'm wondering if they've smelled my fart or not

OMG!! How did you get this one?

This is so primate.

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To the moon Ethel.

ethel, please take steem along with you

most welcome rtaf.
your post so beauteful funny..

That's a good posture, keep your hands up, good for defensive stance.

Dear @gentlebot give your hand friend.

Right That's a good posture, keep your hands up, good for defensive stance.

LOL so true

Come on dear at least just say something, anything!

@traf,
Probably she read your phone :D Dude, you are in a fatal moment. Anything can happen anytime :D

Better you scratch your head! Yeah it's okay. Until you don't ask "why?", you are safe :D

Cheers~

Men have feelings too, something like ... hunger and thirst ...

Lol. I'm fine. And I do not even try to understand what I did wrong, she's a bitch :)

Hahaha wow fantastic funny.....

Lol. I do not know what I did this time, but I'll pretend that I know something about her that is not good either.

ha ha ha I'm also fine buddy. Thank you for make me funny.

ha ha ha Really Great Funny Zip. You always try to share something is funny, its not bad. have a nice day.

Hahaha. This is the scene of every household. All the women are complicated and difficult.

Lol, this is one of those posts where you need to be careful of what you type into google. Otherwise nek minit

Hahaha,,, Amazing funny... I appreciate your meme

so, she is not speaking??? Not making a sound??
come on man, what did you do, teach us

The more you go mute on her makes her get angry more and more

@traf do you have problems with your wife? move it more often

@traf you like to anger your wife more? Does that excite you? then do it more often

Calm @traf angry you make sex richer

When she's wondering where the banana was
After all the hype you made, "I am the hammer of Thor".
But she didn't feel anything, just one orgasm

she probably hates the way you scratch your head... and breath... yeah you gotta stop breathing

hahahahahahaha.......couldn't stop laughing. Really so funny. Thanks @traf.