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Nah, it's all baloney, you see that dead person next to her?

Yup, that's what going to happen if I have to go Vegan.

all baloney perhaps
but definitely no abalone allowed

When your wife prepared vegan food for you.

Ah, to eat from the flora of the earth, it's a calling.


You know it's right when even the humble broccoli whispers your name

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what the hell is that? dognip?

It's just broccoli, but I do dip it in meat sauce.

Just cover anything in chocolate, and I'll just call it Vegan


I hope that @steemnsfw doesn't show up and spunk all over my reply now

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hmm you eating all the chocolate must have made your kids easter egg hunt a waste of their time

Yes, choc trumps flowers, but diamonds trump choc, can't eat diamonds though.

You know it's not so bad when you get a few grasshoppers in for protein...

Shhh don't tell the other vegans, I'm @#$%ing starving over here.

so much for trying to learn kung fu from them

Nice retort! Didn't see that one coming.

Haha lmao or you are after a date with fabio the cow


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damn these things are destroying the environment with their farts through each others' hair

No one looked what she ate. All of us watched her bouncing boobs. Please be honest.

yeah guess now you know what I was searching to find this gif in the first place

This looks vegetarian to me.

*vagitarian

Why are you force feeding a pussy!


This is just cruelty, oh wait, I was wrong you have a taker

Haha....beat that!

Ok I'm sorry, my mom told me not to be proud, sometimes animals just makes me get creative you know.

Id prefer to be a "Vagatarian"!

All this Vegan talk sounds like a cult to me, I bet it all started with pretty girls getting the bf's to go vegetarian


Your veggy poop isn't any fancier

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@traf,
Seriously I am asking, are you sure you are talking about Vegan foods. I see she got nice Bosom, but I didn't see the Mammilla.

After watching them I convinced myself "vegan food isn't bad at all" lol :D

Cheers~

Hey Traf, I only see meat....actually technically fat, and it's bouncy and swaying....what the hell is so vegetarian about that?

i am eaten all food.so,,anybody don't disturb me.
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Lol, for the sake of a great goal, I will pass all the tests to become a vegetarian, ha ha ha :D

I think every girl will accept vegan food if boys provide like this way 😋😋😋

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yeah !!! i can do this

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upvoted and resrteem

Lol, will endure all, to get bacon, ha ha ha

When you don't want and wife saying one piece from my side.
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One of these cats is clearly vegetarian* *cats will die without taurine and cannot

Vegan Level: Orthodox

Wow!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to eat more vegetables this year.

Haha I literally laughed out loud. You hit on sooo many different points here, not just vegan. Well played.
What’s even funnier is that people are actually doing this shit

If steem keeps going down I'mma have to start fucking the grass too.

Vegan Go Go-vegan

oo such nasty talk so early in the day

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Not sure hugging the meat will cut it for long

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The next time you're feeling a little horny, PETA would love to be there.