When you suffer a stroke and can't feel your left side but figure you can make it feel like someone else is jerking you off now
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When you suffer a stroke and can't feel your left side but figure you can make it feel like someone else is jerking you off now
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If it's hard to find a girl to help you out, you better call this person lol :D
Traffy, sometimes you might wear this hand to have a perfect life lol :D@traf,
Cheers~
nah I think i'll just use the numb hand technique or a nintendo powerglove or something
I love the power glove. It's so bad
good robot
That is known as the 'ultimate stranger' wank!
ultimate eh?
not your every day stranger wank
That's some great optimism. Disability checks and a new love life. What more could you ask for?
ya, glass is always half full with me
Only pussy is always there, in a difficult moment :)
trying to resuscitate me from a night of drinking
Lol. I will help you, now you will feel everything :)
err for flattening out ass cheeks?
lol, powering up left arm.. :)

having no balls never stops them
Yea that works, my friend screams "Oh baby,bab.. ba... b...." when having an asthma attack,
Girls passing by think his so endowed, someone is will to blow him right outside.
Anyway, it's all fun when not fatal
does it really work???
Lol, when you begin to experience this diagnosis, you need to be careful with sensitive twitching in intimate zones, hahaha
While you're on the topic of self-improvement, maybe a Playboy would be more suitable than using comic books.
traf, need to try to pull yourself better and thank fate for enjoying, LoL
You take the good with the bad. Facts of life.
Hahaha,,, Amazing funny... I appreciate your meme
You win the prize today for dead funny:
it's a good way to masturbate